Lies, lies, lies! Game-makers are all evil! They lie to you all the time and steal your money and your souls! Run while you still can!
So yeah, we’re talking about the lies that the big game companies try to sell us so that we’ll keep buying their games. It’s weird, though. Even though we know they’re dastardly schemes, we continue to throw our hard-earned money at them as if it were going to repel their follies from our minds. We know our relationships with these companies are abusive and costly, but we love the games they make. So it’s ok to stay with them, right?