Sure, most days I think it’s our civic duty to stand back, keeping a healthy and skeptical distance and criticizing our culture and the policies of our government. But not today! Today is ‘MURICA DAY! WOOOO! Hot dogs! Fireworks! Sports! Fire! Pool parties! Reckless abandon that could only be gotten away with in a country that cares so much about freedom that it repeats the word until it has no meaning!
We are the land of the proud, the loud, and the slightly overweight, and it’s time to celebrate that by running a giant red white and blue football into the American endzone of celebration! It’s the 4th of July, and it’s time to party like you mean it, soldier! So kick back with a beer, fire up the grill, and play some of these all American games this 4th of July to show your patriotism and to show that you know that Independence Day is something far more that a slightly mediocre Will Smith movie!