Cortana – Halo
Next on our list is one of those sure things. I couldn't write about video game booties without including Cortana. The poor thing, so in love with Master Chief. The epitome of unrequited love, Cortana is still very high up on the list of best video game butts ever. She might be made of light, but those particles shine in such a way that I simply can't resist. Cortana, you might not be able to love Master Chief, but you are loved by the world for your beautiful booty.