Top 10 Reasons John Cena IS Duke Nukem

Sometimes you wake up in the morning a video game news has a big ol' doozy for you, fresh out of the oven. The most bizarre doozy of January 2018 would have to be the news that John Cena, wholesome sentient box of Fruity Pebbles, is in talks to portray Duke Nukem in a live action movie. It sounds like nonsense on paper, and people are already decrying Hollywood's latest attempt to mine cheap IP for hidden cash. But I'd argue that most of that confusion is from the audacity of thinking a Duke Nukem movie at all, regardless of casting decisions. In fact, if this movie truly has to happen, I figure John Cena is actually the perfect choice for our old pal Duke. Here's why. 

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