Top 5 Worst Sex Scenes in Video Games

Fable III


“Show, don’t tell” is a common rule in all forms of visual media, and for good reason. It’s hard to find a place where this applies more than in Fable III’s sex scenes. While I wouldn’t say the game has aged particularly gracefully (imagining those chunky character models getting it on is the stuff of nightmares), the solution - to fade to black and use voiceovers - ends up being incredibly awkward. You’re stuck listening to some deeply uncomfortable moans and grunts, with nothing but the blackness of the screen to reflect the void slowly opening inside you.

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