Ask for Real Loot Boxes
“What do you mean loot boxes aren't real?!” One easy way to get yourself kicked out of GameStop is to make a scene. What better topic to make a scene about than everyone's favorite loot boxes. There's bound to be a handful of ignorant Bills and Janes out there who think loot boxes are real life items. So get crazy with it and demand the GameStop employees show you the real thing. It's sure to cause a tizzy, and get you that boot out the door you so desire. Just make sure you don't say "loot crate," because you actually can pick those up in stores like F.Y.E.