It's finally time for Avengers: Infinity War to smash into theaters like a girthy, alien fist clad in the Infinity Gauntlet intruding into Captain America's face. This movie has been in the works in some ways for nearly ten years, ever since we first saw Thanos' smug-ass face at the end of the first Avengers (more on that later).
While the movie has little to do with video games (unless you play one of Marvel's fifty gacha-style mobile games currently advertising the flick), this is a big enough deal that we know all you dorks care about it too. So here's ten reasons why we're making ours Marvel and settling in on the hype train. Excelsior or whatever.