Okay, let's get Rare out of the way first. Rare is sort of the ultimate in anthropormorphic animals and, by consequence, the reigning kings of being weirdly horny about animals. Candy Kong is a prime example of a character who stood out in a world of otherwise fairly ape-like apes. Candy not only has much more human-like body structure compared to fellas like Donkey and Diddy, but she also has ridiculous features I don't need to draw extra attention to. I think there might be a gag here, but it's hard to take that at face value as the series goes on.