Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem Series)
Love him or hate him, this guy is funny. Usually in a terribly dirty or inappropriate way, but he is never short on sarcasm, insults, or dull whit and an idiotic charm that always seems to satisfy. Whether you are blasting pig cops or fondling beautiful babes or even just hittin’ the men’s room–Duke always has something to say. If he ever doesn’t…look out, something really, really bad just went down. And you probably should be running.