Okay, I am adding this game because I seriously don’t think I have laughed this hard at a game since Jack Black’s smart-assery in Brutal Legend. Honestly, there really aren’t any words to aptly describe this game, so I will do what I can. You are a merman who is also a geisha. Oh, and if you find a star power-up, it turns you into a dolphin (which acts as a period of invulnerability). Um, you leave a trail of rainbows in your wake as you ram your way through rocks and such to try and gather rings and unlock your true love. This game is totally ridiculous yet, somehow, totally fun.