Duck Hunt Dog
The title of “man’s best friend,” should be revoked from all dogs due to the egregious behavior of the dog from Duck Hunt. This guy is terrible. Sure, he helps you out by scaring up some ducks and recovering them, but let’s say you demonstrate even a modicum of human fallibility? He begins laughing at you. Worse, he teams up with the titular “duck,” when he makes his appearance in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which makes you wonder whose side he was even on in the first place.